You know what REALLY grinds my gears?

Do you know what REALLY grinds my gears?


1. When the dumbasses at McDonald's put the whipped cream on my hot chocolate when I say NO whipped cream. Uneducated dipshits.
2. People.
3. When teachers give you soooo much homework. I'm human not a god damn robot.
4. When people make fun of special needs people.
5. Pretty much EVERYTHING.
6. When people cancel plans on you for no good reason. Like your great uncle died. Well that really sucks but we were suppose to see a movie. You rude asshole.
7. The dumb ignorant poop nuggets that stand in the middle of the school hall, then get pissed when you say excuse me.
8. Old people that ask too many questions.
9. Teachers. Teachers. Every f***ing teacher.
10. Parents.
11. People that breathe.
12. Commercials.
13. We will announce the winner after the break. (translation: we will announce the winner right after you break the TV in frustration.)
14. Those sneezes that get stuck.
15. When people keep talking to you while you have your headphones in.
16. When someone says rock music has no meaning but you say Lil Wayne's lyrics "speak" to you.
17. When people say I worship Satan because I listen to heavy metal.
18. Every time my mom says that Black Veil Brides will never become legends. ^(-_-^)
19.When something spills.
20. When you fart on a date. (Chelsea)
21. When you get nervous and rip ass. (referring to Alison during interviews)
22. When you forget things easily.
23. When my dog leaves me little surprises in my room.
24. People that continuously talk in class.
25. My art teachers. I hate them with a passion.
26. When I see someone telling a suicidal person to kill themselves.
27. When you run out of gum.
28. (ladies can relate to this one) Starting your monthly visit in public while wearing white pants and having nothing to cover up. (my friend had this happen on a double date.)
29. When guys say ewwwwwwww gross to periods. Like bitch be lucky you don't have them.
30. When someone calls your a bitch on your period.
31. Preppies.
32. People that are too happy.
33. Employees that follow you around the store.
34. When people get your order wrong then give attitude when you ask them to take it back.
35. When your turkey is too dry and flavorless.
36. Guys that are pigs.
37. Anything that breathes.