ways to annoy your teacher

Have you ever had that teacher that you can't stand? Or that one you've wanted so badly to get revenge on because they gave you a D on the essay you worked a whole 20 minutes on? Here's your guide....

1) walk in class with an attitude
2) talk when they say no
3) leave crumbs if they allow you to eat
4) constantly ask to use the restroom, get a drink, go to your locker or the nurse, etc.
5) never come prepared
6) chew gum and pop the bubbles loudly
7) when your phone rings, say that it's important and you gotta take it
8) when they take your phone, go to the office and file a missing phone report
9) when they say to take a seat tell them that they are not God so therefore, they can't control you
10) turn your homework into a paper airplane when they say to pass it forward
11) sharpen your pencil everytime they try to teach
12) play the drums with your pencils during a test
13) gum on bottom of desks...nuff said
14) write super small
15) ask TOO MANY questions
16) be a smart ass
17) play basketball with your old papers... Bonus points if you make it in
18) fall asleep in class and snore loudly
19) whistle, hum, sing....
20) on fire drills, tell them they must prove there is fire
21) LOL for no reason
22) draw on their board
23) doodle on your desk...in pen (;
24) always be late
25) make up excuses why you couldn't do your homework
26) wear sunglasses and say you have a headache
27) always ask "WHY"
28) photoshop a picture of the teacher doing something embarrassing
29) insist on being Batman
30) make them look stupid by sounding super smart

Try not to get in trouble....