ways to piss off a teacher- revised

Have you ever had that teacher that you couldn't stand? Or what about that teacher you want to get revenge on because they gave you a D on the essay you spent a whole 20 minutes on? Teachers are just so unreasonable, it's pathetic. Like they get paid to teach, they chose that life. If it was up to me I would pick to stay home and watch Vines while stuffing my face with pizza rolls. Teachers are interrupting OUR lives and then they think we owe our full attention to them. Well here are just a few ways to get back at that one awful teacher......

1) Walk into their class with a bad attitude.
2) Constantly disobey their rules.
3) Never turn in your homework. (all though, that one may turn on you)
4) Sharpen your pencil when they are talking.
5) Keep blowing bubbles with your bubble gum and let it pop loudly.
6) Sag your pants.
7) Tell them that their teaching style sucks.
8) Skip class.
9) Constantly ask to leave the room--bathroom, drinks, nurse, locker, etc.....
10) Put your phone on full volume and say "Excuse me, I gotta take this."
11) Text over and over even when they say to put it away, then when they take it file a report for a stolen phone.
12) If they let you eat in class, make sure to leave crumbs, chew loudly, and rattle the bags.
13) "Accidently" spill your water.
14) Play your music when they say you can't.