Wednesday, December 3, 2014

You know what REALLY grinds my gears?

Do you know what REALLY grinds my gears?


1. When the dumbasses at McDonald's put the whipped cream on my hot chocolate when I say NO whipped cream. Uneducated dipshits.
2. People.
3. When teachers give you soooo much homework. I'm human not a god damn robot.
4. When people make fun of special needs people.
5. Pretty much EVERYTHING.
6. When people cancel plans on you for no good reason. Like your great uncle died. Well that really sucks but we were suppose to see a movie. You rude asshole.
7. The dumb ignorant poop nuggets that stand in the middle of the school hall, then get pissed when you say excuse me.
8. Old people that ask too many questions.
9. Teachers. Teachers. Every f***ing teacher.
10. Parents.
11. People that breathe.
12. Commercials.
13. We will announce the winner after the break. (translation: we will announce the winner right after you break the TV in frustration.)
14. Those sneezes that get stuck.
15. When people keep talking to you while you have your headphones in.
16. When someone says rock music has no meaning but you say Lil Wayne's lyrics "speak" to you.
17. When people say I worship Satan because I listen to heavy metal.
18. Every time my mom says that Black Veil Brides will never become legends. ^(-_-^)
19.When something spills.
20. When you fart on a date. (Chelsea)
21. When you get nervous and rip ass. (referring to Alison during interviews)
22. When you forget things easily.
23. When my dog leaves me little surprises in my room.
24. People that continuously talk in class.
25. My art teachers. I hate them with a passion.
26. When I see someone telling a suicidal person to kill themselves.
27. When you run out of gum.
28. (ladies can relate to this one) Starting your monthly visit in public while wearing white pants and having nothing to cover up. (my friend had this happen on a double date.)
29. When guys say ewwwwwwww gross to periods. Like bitch be lucky you don't have them.
30. When someone calls your a bitch on your period.
31. Preppies.
32. People that are too happy.
33. Employees that follow you around the store.
34. When people get your order wrong then give attitude when you ask them to take it back.
35. When your turkey is too dry and flavorless.
36. Guys that are pigs.
37. Anything that breathes.

Chelsea part 2

You are dancing and I find it HIGHlarious!
Love you ho.
Bitch I'm not a garden tool.
(;

Dr. Phil

So... here's a confession. I am OBSESSED with Dr. Phil. Well the show... not him lol. I started watching him on Wednesdays and Thursdays when I was at my grandma's house. Now I have them recording everyday. Last night I was watching this one where this girl had hallucinations and stuff because she does drugs. She was found barefoot walking through the town and said that Michael Jackson told her to feel the Earth and absorb it. I find that kinda cool actually but she kept saying it was scary.

Thanksgiving weekend and the night before

Let's start with the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. The pep rally was kinda fun... the light show wasn't great but whatever... After the pep rally, my dad was off work so he came up and I went to the bonfire with him. My dad graduated from Webster High in 1984. This was the first Webster bonfire he has ever been to. He was quite disappointed because it only lasted like 10 minutes. After that, I went to Steak n' shake with Chelsea, Alison, and Kobi. It was... interesting I guess. The next morning, I woke up and started making food. I sliced my finger open cutting the potatoes. We had my siblings and some cousins over. It was pretty fun. I colored for like an hour with my niece. She is adorable! She's 4 now and she is soooo smart. My 3 year old cousin, Colton, was really sick and I think I'm starting to get a cold because he sneezed on me. I stayed at my house for a few hours and had fun then I went to my grandma's house for more food. I had some cousins there. We ate and had some dessert. My aunt told us about her creepy new friend. My 8 year old cousin is in competitive cheerleading and I use to be a cheerleader so she decided to do stunts. We decided to lift her 6 year old brother, but he got scared and accidently kicked me in the face. I got home at like 10 that night and went straight to bed. I usually go to Branson for break but I decided not to go this year. My mom and I put up the tree on Saturday and I started to wrap presents. I took a huge nap on sunday. Then on sunday night I went to Target with my dad and there were atleast 10 cops there in bulletproof vests. So we left.