Funny/Creepy things little kids say

Have you ever just sat down and had a conversation with a little miniature human? Some of the things they say are just out of the ordinary. Take this time for an example....
One time I was babysitting this 4 year old boy. He starts screaming in the middle of the night so I rush upstairs. I pick him up and he is in tears. I ask him what was wrong and what he told me shocked me... "The little girl in the corner keeps playing with my foot." I thought it was just a dream, but then he pointed at "her". All I saw was this little shadow. Ever since, I have been deathly afraid to go over there, because I knew that the previous family that lived there had a daughter who died in the house at a very young age. I wish I could forget about that but it is something that has haunted my dreams.
On a happier note....
There is this little boy, Declan I babysat before he went to pre-school. When he was 3, his baby brother was crawling towards him and he shouts out, "HERE COMES TROUBLE". Where did he learn that at. Or about the time his mom told me that she told him it was nap time. Within a few seconds, he shouted out, "God Dammit!" Really?? If I was him I would have gladly taken the nap, no questions asked.
I love how kids are so honest with you. Like if a kid tells you that you're ugly, you better bag that face. Kids can be your best friend, or your worst enemy.
One day Declan, handed me a flower he picked from the yard and asked if I would be his date to Chimichangas.
I love this kid!

ways to piss off a teacher- revised

Have you ever had that teacher that you couldn't stand? Or what about that teacher you want to get revenge on because they gave you a D on the essay you spent a whole 20 minutes on? Teachers are just so unreasonable, it's pathetic. Like they get paid to teach, they chose that life. If it was up to me I would pick to stay home and watch Vines while stuffing my face with pizza rolls. Teachers are interrupting OUR lives and then they think we owe our full attention to them. Well here are just a few ways to get back at that one awful teacher......

1) Walk into their class with a bad attitude.
2) Constantly disobey their rules.
3) Never turn in your homework. (all though, that one may turn on you)
4) Sharpen your pencil when they are talking.
5) Keep blowing bubbles with your bubble gum and let it pop loudly.
6) Sag your pants.
7) Tell them that their teaching style sucks.
8) Skip class.
9) Constantly ask to leave the room--bathroom, drinks, nurse, locker, etc.....
10) Put your phone on full volume and say "Excuse me, I gotta take this."
11) Text over and over even when they say to put it away, then when they take it file a report for a stolen phone.
12) If they let you eat in class, make sure to leave crumbs, chew loudly, and rattle the bags.
13) "Accidently" spill your water.
14) Play your music when they say you can't.

ways to annoy your teacher

Have you ever had that teacher that you can't stand? Or that one you've wanted so badly to get revenge on because they gave you a D on the essay you worked a whole 20 minutes on? Here's your guide....

1) walk in class with an attitude
2) talk when they say no
3) leave crumbs if they allow you to eat
4) constantly ask to use the restroom, get a drink, go to your locker or the nurse, etc.
5) never come prepared
6) chew gum and pop the bubbles loudly
7) when your phone rings, say that it's important and you gotta take it
8) when they take your phone, go to the office and file a missing phone report
9) when they say to take a seat tell them that they are not God so therefore, they can't control you
10) turn your homework into a paper airplane when they say to pass it forward
11) sharpen your pencil everytime they try to teach
12) play the drums with your pencils during a test
13) gum on bottom of desks...nuff said
14) write super small
15) ask TOO MANY questions
16) be a smart ass
17) play basketball with your old papers... Bonus points if you make it in
18) fall asleep in class and snore loudly
19) whistle, hum, sing....
20) on fire drills, tell them they must prove there is fire
21) LOL for no reason
22) draw on their board
23) doodle on your desk...in pen (;
24) always be late
25) make up excuses why you couldn't do your homework
26) wear sunglasses and say you have a headache
27) always ask "WHY"
28) photoshop a picture of the teacher doing something embarrassing
29) insist on being Batman
30) make them look stupid by sounding super smart

Try not to get in trouble....

Upcoming posts

So... I'm just finding fun ways to waste time in class. I will be blogging a lot cause I don't have a life, and I think this is pretty fun because you can write about whatever your little phalanges desire. Some of my upcoming blogs will include:


1) Ways to piss off teachers
2) Funny things little kids say/ creepy things they say
3) You know what really grinds my gears
4) Comebacks
5) Religious views VS death metal music


Stay tuned and enjoy!

Youtubers and Vines

If you are a Youtubeaholic like me, you know exactly who your favorite Youtubers are. My top 4 favorites include:

The Janoskians

Jeydon Wale

Angel Bloodthirsty
Stevop

Now allow me to explain.......

The Janoskians consist of 5 smoking hot guys; Beau, Jai, Luke, James, and Daniel. They live in Australia. They have made a ton of videos. The do Dare Sundays. They have done so many nasty things. Beau, Jai, and Luke are known as the Brooks Brothers. Jai and Luke are twins, but Beau will always be my favorite. They are pretty inappropriate most of the time, but I recommend them. They will make you laugh. Also they make music, but they do not consider themselves a "Boy Band".

The next Youtuber I will mention is Jeydon Wale. Jeydon is one cute Canadian. He was born female and is now male so he is considered transgendered. I can't tell you how much I love him. He can make me laugh through his videos, I love his music... I love his face. He is also very sensitive and can relate to bullying and suicide. He is probably my all time favorite.


Angel Bloodthirsty....what can I say. I guess you can call her somewhat internet famous. She is beautiful inside and out. I have known her since before she started modeling. Her name is Hayley. I met her 4 years ago, when we both were cheerleaders for the Jr. Cavaliers at Bishop DuBourg. She is funny and has great taste in music. We haven't talked much after, but she is cool and I love the message she sends to her fans; that you can still be beautiful even if you are chubby.


Stevop: I love this guy. His name is Steven Parker, and somehow I became friends with him on Facebook. He seemed like a cool guy so I decided to check out his videos. I LOVEEEEEE THEM! He is hilarious but with dirty humor. He seems really nice from his facebook posts and he is a cutie!







I also love a number of Viners. Especially the guy who always says "I HAVE A QUESTION"
And who doesn't love the grind on me vines? Even the ones who fail.


I need a life......

McDonald's

Dear whoever this may concern,


Whenever you visit a McDonalds, make sure they get your order correct. I can NOT tell you how many times they have screwed up my order, or anyone else I have been with for that fact. Tell me why my hot chocolate tastes like glazed donut vodka? I honestly don't understand. Tell me why I asked for an M&M Mcflurry, but they gave me an oreo one. Don't you dare say I'm complaining too much. I paid $1.50 for that meal and I am entitled to my rights to make a complaint. Or what about that time there was a hole in the bottom of my cup? Hmmmm? Explain that one. Or the time they gave me a McChicken when I asked for a chicken SNACK WRAP. They put honey mustard on it when I asked for Chipotle. I could go on and write a series of novels about why McDonalds sucks. Especially their service.... Like why must you roll your eyes at  me when I ask for a packet of ketchup? You got something against me?


With great love and regrets,
Kayla

When your day starts off bad....

Have  you ever woke up one morning and just thought to yourself....why did I have to wake up this morning? You hop out of bed, putting on a clean t-shirt and some leggings, and rush out the door so you aren't late--again. You get to McDonalds for some breakfast. You order a sweet tea, and they give you a DIET dr. pepper. Not to make me sound like a fatty, but who drinks diet soda? So I stomp into school, with a huge frown on my face. I handed the soda to my friend, and she's like....THANKS BRUH. Enjoy it... The cup of disappointment. I can honestly see why those McDonald's workers can't get a better job. Then I walk to my Creative Writing class, because well why skip and make my day even worse. I sit down and realize, I forgot all 3 of my essays that I typed last night. Then our teacher tells us to go up to the computer lab. Great--stairs.... Thanks Mr. Leftridge.... I sit down and realize that I forgot  my headphones. Could this day get any worse? I ask my home girl, Chelsea to borrow hers. She handed them to me and my day got a little better. I started to listen to Luke Bryan, when somehow, automatically, my computer starts to type. I thought at first that an alien apocalypse was starting, but then I realize it was #mr.anticountrymusic. I mean, what can I say? Luke Bryan makes me smile. So then, Mr. Anti-countrymusic, exited out of my Youtube tab and made my day bad again. What if I put on something else, like heavy metal or classic rock... or some 2 chainz. Nah, I  mean, the classic rock and heavy metal might work. But that 2 chainz aint happening. Well, I don't know what else to put in my blog, besides Chelsea reading this over my shoulder and laughing. I'm hoping my day gets better when I babysit tonight. Byebye for now.

Ouija board of many lies

Imagine you wake up one morning to find a dead girl standing by your bed. Wearing a white dress covered in blood, holding a bloody knife; is this all a dream?
I would like to say yea...
But it's a no.....
So...
What would you do?
Ignore it?
Or wake up to reality?
That there's a...
DEAD GIRL IN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!!!!
Imagine asking her what she wants and suddenly appearing in your living room. Laying on the floor next to a lit candle is a Ouija board. Is this some kind of prank? All you hear is this girl yelling at you that her name is Annie.
You ask the Ouija board....
How old are you?
1-2    
You're 12?
Yes
Why are you here?
F-R-I-G-H-T-E-N-E-D
Oh... well marvelous. You go up to your room and have a conversation with this "Annie" girl.
She tells you that she was abandoned in a closet with a headless porcelain doll then murdered on a Sunday while she is in the shower by her own father. She wants to get revenge.
What would you do?
No one believes you....
Your crucifix falls off the wall.
Your life changes completely..

No Matter What, Jake--I promise

Have you ever been in love?
Do you even believe in love?
Especially at 15?

He met me in the park. He had me at hello. He was... perfect. Just by looking at him.. I could tell that he was the one. Call me crazy if you want, call this lust. But trust me, what I felt that day was love. I gave him my number, he texted me right away that night. It was May 18, 2012, 10:02 pm. My eyes lit up like a full moon on Halloween. I just know I was smiling at my phone like a little girl. When I got the text he sent me asking me to see a movie the next day, I thought my heart was going to explode.
That next day he picked me up in his 69 red mustang, and we headed to Ronnies. We ended up just sitting in the cars watching some old cartoon, but we just talked. We found out so much about each other. He took me home and kissed me goodnight. He called me as soon as he got home and we talked for at least four hours. We hung out everyday over the summer. He told me everything, personal stuff, and he promised to keep everything a secret that I told him. Towards the end of July, we took a break until the middle of September because he visited Italy. I didn't think he was coming back but he surprised me on September 15, with 11 red roses and one fake black rose. That night I bought him dinner because it was his 17th birthday. He took me back to his house and he sang me our song, No Matter What Papa Roach while he played me guitar. That night is one night I will never forget. He made me his officially. He asked me to marry him and gave me a promise ring because he couldn't afford an engagement ring.
I texted him the morning of November 11, telling him we needed to talk. He picked me up and took me back to his house. I told him I was pregnant, and surprisingly, he was excited. He kissed me and told me that he couldn't wait until our little one was born. I moved in with him. We found out that it was going to be a boy. We decided Andrew for a name, but we never got to a middle name.
On January 12, 2013, we got into a fight. With our baby on the way, I didn't want him to be responsible with drinking and driving. I told him I would talk to him that weekend. I got a call the next morning saying that he had accidently committed suicide........
I was torn. I couldn't believe this was happening. My love, was gone. I felt like it was my fault.
I lost the baby on Valentines Day that year, how ironic. He wasn't growing properly and had no heartbeat.