Friday, November 21, 2014

Degrassi....SPOILER ALERTS

Last night was the first episode of a new season of Degrassi. Here are just some key points....
~Clare is pregnant.... by Drew???? No... I understand she broke up with Eli, but then to get pregnant by another guy right away... I think that's a little trashy.
~I don't know how to feel about Becky.. like that little slut muffin. You're boyfriend got killed in a car crash.. and now you're dating his brother, Drew.... Seems like a love triangle if you ask me.
~Tristan and Miles making out???????????? I always kind of suspected that Tristan was into Miles, but I never knew Miles was gay. Or bi? Or just experimenting....? I hope we find out next week because I am so confused. And I wonder if Tristan is going to get back together with his teacher who got suspended.
~Why the hell is Zig dating Zoe? I hate Zoe.. she is a little bitchy.
~Back to Becky... I hate her soooo much! Just because your brother raped Zoe doesn't mean you have to be a complete bitch to her and not let her on your cheer squad. I'm actually quite happy you fell and got injured.
So lemme put this together...:


Adam
            no more
Becky
            broke it off
Drew
            baby on the way
Clare
             over for good?
Eli


Zig
            wtf is going on?
Zoe


Alli
            sooo cute


Alli's bf


Miles
             together or nah?


Tristan
               when is the teacher coming back


Teacher

Letters

Dear ex,
I cannot explain to you how much you hurt me. Well, my mama was right... save the best for last. Goodbye you cheating piece of shit.
Best wishes,
Kayla


Dear self,
I'm proud of  you for making it to senior year alive. I know you don't know what you want to do in life yet, but just keep pushing through and staying strong.
Yours truly,
Kayla


Dear dad,
You are my superhero. You always have my back. Even that day you had to pick me up from that jail place... You didn't even yell. You seemed kinda proud. I love you soooooo much!!!!
Love your baby girl,
Kayla


Dear mom,
We fight... CONSTANTLY. We are not close whatsoever, but I love you anyways. Thanks for being there through all of my mental screw ups.
Love the bitch that lives upstairs,
Kayla


Dear crush,
Well we haven't met yet, but we are currently talking, and you are like really sweet. I hope we continue talking and maybe develop a relationship.
Your girl,
Kayla


Dear school,
Fuck you. I hate everyone. Except like 10 people all together.
That student who can't wait to leave,
Kayla


Dear siblings,
Well were not close, that's for sure. We never see each other. But I love you anyways.
Best wishes from the baby,
Kayla


Dear past me,
Why the hell were you such a screw up?
WTF,
Kayla


Dear future me,
Don't be such a screw up. You can go far in life, just believe in yourself.
A teen that's typing this on 11/21/2014 at 8:15 AM in the Hogwarts computer lab,
Kayla


Dear first love,
I love you. I have from the beginning. I will until the end. I know you're not here anymore, but take care of our little muffin, and stop scaring old ladies (even though it was hilarious)
I love you forever and always,
Kayla


Dear best friend,
Well Alison, I can't find the words to say.... But thank you for putting up with me through all this drama. I seriously can't thank you enough. I hope we stay this close forever.
I love you to the moon and back,
Kayla


Dear future child,
I will try and be the best mom for you. I can't wait until I meet you and watch you grow up. I love you now, even though you are a little sperm in your dad who I haven't met yet.
Call me mommy,
Kayla


Dear person I hate,
This is to pretty much every person that breathes.. fuck you.
Please go fall off of a cliff,
Kayla


Dear person I love,
You know who you are.
Love,
Kayla


Dear ex best friend,
We have known each other for almost 18 years.... literally. It's cool we go to the same school. Even though we've grown apart and don't talk anymore, I still remember both of us running around in our diapers when we were little.
Love ya anyways,
Kayla


Dear people who hate me,
I don't give a fuck about any of you. You're just jealous. You all are a bunch of douche canoes.
Fuck off,
Kayla


Dear boyfriend/girlfriend,
You don't exist.. so I'm gonna go shove my face with pizza and watch Netflix.
I'm not desperate,
Kayla


Dear role model,
I love you so much, Andy. <3 Follow your dreams!
I know you waved at me,
Kayla

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

Chelsea

So, Chelsea keeps staring at me because I'm singing my humps.
Don't act so innocent Chelsea.
I know what you did...

Life.

Well, I haven't blogged in a while...so here's an update.
There's not much new going on in my life right now; other than we have to write a story by picking a character, setting, time, and situation. I honestly cannot choose from the topics.


Next week is Thanksgiving and well, I'm looking forward to spirit week... I guess.....
I honestly can't wait for Monday... holy shit did I just say that? But since were seniors now we get to dress up as senior citizens. Time to raid my grandma's closet. For tacky day I might wear my old cheerleading uniform. It is red and white. And then for spirit day... I'm screwed.... I have like NO black and orange. I'm excited, yet nervous about the senior line dance. I love dancing, but I hate dancing in front of people. I am looking forward to Thanksgiving. I don't know why though.. For some odd reason I'm looking forward to seeing my family. Then on Black Friday, I might go shopping with some friends. Mainly Chelsea.... ------------------------------------> who is sitting right by me.


For some reason, I have been in the mood to organize stuff lately. I cleaned my room and now I want to redo it.