You know what REALLY grinds my gears?

Do you know what REALLY grinds my gears?


1. When the dumbasses at McDonald's put the whipped cream on my hot chocolate when I say NO whipped cream. Uneducated dipshits.
2. People.
3. When teachers give you soooo much homework. I'm human not a god damn robot.
4. When people make fun of special needs people.
5. Pretty much EVERYTHING.
6. When people cancel plans on you for no good reason. Like your great uncle died. Well that really sucks but we were suppose to see a movie. You rude asshole.
7. The dumb ignorant poop nuggets that stand in the middle of the school hall, then get pissed when you say excuse me.
8. Old people that ask too many questions.
9. Teachers. Teachers. Every f***ing teacher.
10. Parents.
11. People that breathe.
12. Commercials.
13. We will announce the winner after the break. (translation: we will announce the winner right after you break the TV in frustration.)
14. Those sneezes that get stuck.
15. When people keep talking to you while you have your headphones in.
16. When someone says rock music has no meaning but you say Lil Wayne's lyrics "speak" to you.
17. When people say I worship Satan because I listen to heavy metal.
18. Every time my mom says that Black Veil Brides will never become legends. ^(-_-^)
19.When something spills.
20. When you fart on a date. (Chelsea)
21. When you get nervous and rip ass. (referring to Alison during interviews)
22. When you forget things easily.
23. When my dog leaves me little surprises in my room.
24. People that continuously talk in class.
25. My art teachers. I hate them with a passion.
26. When I see someone telling a suicidal person to kill themselves.
27. When you run out of gum.
28. (ladies can relate to this one) Starting your monthly visit in public while wearing white pants and having nothing to cover up. (my friend had this happen on a double date.)
29. When guys say ewwwwwwww gross to periods. Like bitch be lucky you don't have them.
30. When someone calls your a bitch on your period.
31. Preppies.
32. People that are too happy.
33. Employees that follow you around the store.
34. When people get your order wrong then give attitude when you ask them to take it back.
35. When your turkey is too dry and flavorless.
36. Guys that are pigs.
37. Anything that breathes.

Chelsea part 2

You are dancing and I find it HIGHlarious!
Love you ho.
Bitch I'm not a garden tool.
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Dr. Phil

So... here's a confession. I am OBSESSED with Dr. Phil. Well the show... not him lol. I started watching him on Wednesdays and Thursdays when I was at my grandma's house. Now I have them recording everyday. Last night I was watching this one where this girl had hallucinations and stuff because she does drugs. She was found barefoot walking through the town and said that Michael Jackson told her to feel the Earth and absorb it. I find that kinda cool actually but she kept saying it was scary.

Thanksgiving weekend and the night before

Let's start with the Wednesday before Thanksgiving. The pep rally was kinda fun... the light show wasn't great but whatever... After the pep rally, my dad was off work so he came up and I went to the bonfire with him. My dad graduated from Webster High in 1984. This was the first Webster bonfire he has ever been to. He was quite disappointed because it only lasted like 10 minutes. After that, I went to Steak n' shake with Chelsea, Alison, and Kobi. It was... interesting I guess. The next morning, I woke up and started making food. I sliced my finger open cutting the potatoes. We had my siblings and some cousins over. It was pretty fun. I colored for like an hour with my niece. She is adorable! She's 4 now and she is soooo smart. My 3 year old cousin, Colton, was really sick and I think I'm starting to get a cold because he sneezed on me. I stayed at my house for a few hours and had fun then I went to my grandma's house for more food. I had some cousins there. We ate and had some dessert. My aunt told us about her creepy new friend. My 8 year old cousin is in competitive cheerleading and I use to be a cheerleader so she decided to do stunts. We decided to lift her 6 year old brother, but he got scared and accidently kicked me in the face. I got home at like 10 that night and went straight to bed. I usually go to Branson for break but I decided not to go this year. My mom and I put up the tree on Saturday and I started to wrap presents. I took a huge nap on sunday. Then on sunday night I went to Target with my dad and there were atleast 10 cops there in bulletproof vests. So we left.

Degrassi....SPOILER ALERTS

Last night was the first episode of a new season of Degrassi. Here are just some key points....
~Clare is pregnant.... by Drew???? No... I understand she broke up with Eli, but then to get pregnant by another guy right away... I think that's a little trashy.
~I don't know how to feel about Becky.. like that little slut muffin. You're boyfriend got killed in a car crash.. and now you're dating his brother, Drew.... Seems like a love triangle if you ask me.
~Tristan and Miles making out???????????? I always kind of suspected that Tristan was into Miles, but I never knew Miles was gay. Or bi? Or just experimenting....? I hope we find out next week because I am so confused. And I wonder if Tristan is going to get back together with his teacher who got suspended.
~Why the hell is Zig dating Zoe? I hate Zoe.. she is a little bitchy.
~Back to Becky... I hate her soooo much! Just because your brother raped Zoe doesn't mean you have to be a complete bitch to her and not let her on your cheer squad. I'm actually quite happy you fell and got injured.
So lemme put this together...:


Adam
            no more
Becky
            broke it off
Drew
            baby on the way
Clare
             over for good?
Eli


Zig
            wtf is going on?
Zoe


Alli
            sooo cute


Alli's bf


Miles
             together or nah?


Tristan
               when is the teacher coming back


Teacher

Letters

Dear ex,
I cannot explain to you how much you hurt me. Well, my mama was right... save the best for last. Goodbye you cheating piece of shit.
Best wishes,
Kayla


Dear self,
I'm proud of  you for making it to senior year alive. I know you don't know what you want to do in life yet, but just keep pushing through and staying strong.
Yours truly,
Kayla


Dear dad,
You are my superhero. You always have my back. Even that day you had to pick me up from that jail place... You didn't even yell. You seemed kinda proud. I love you soooooo much!!!!
Love your baby girl,
Kayla


Dear mom,
We fight... CONSTANTLY. We are not close whatsoever, but I love you anyways. Thanks for being there through all of my mental screw ups.
Love the bitch that lives upstairs,
Kayla


Dear crush,
Well we haven't met yet, but we are currently talking, and you are like really sweet. I hope we continue talking and maybe develop a relationship.
Your girl,
Kayla


Dear school,
Fuck you. I hate everyone. Except like 10 people all together.
That student who can't wait to leave,
Kayla


Dear siblings,
Well were not close, that's for sure. We never see each other. But I love you anyways.
Best wishes from the baby,
Kayla


Dear past me,
Why the hell were you such a screw up?
WTF,
Kayla


Dear future me,
Don't be such a screw up. You can go far in life, just believe in yourself.
A teen that's typing this on 11/21/2014 at 8:15 AM in the Hogwarts computer lab,
Kayla


Dear first love,
I love you. I have from the beginning. I will until the end. I know you're not here anymore, but take care of our little muffin, and stop scaring old ladies (even though it was hilarious)
I love you forever and always,
Kayla


Dear best friend,
Well Alison, I can't find the words to say.... But thank you for putting up with me through all this drama. I seriously can't thank you enough. I hope we stay this close forever.
I love you to the moon and back,
Kayla


Dear future child,
I will try and be the best mom for you. I can't wait until I meet you and watch you grow up. I love you now, even though you are a little sperm in your dad who I haven't met yet.
Call me mommy,
Kayla


Dear person I hate,
This is to pretty much every person that breathes.. fuck you.
Please go fall off of a cliff,
Kayla


Dear person I love,
You know who you are.
Love,
Kayla


Dear ex best friend,
We have known each other for almost 18 years.... literally. It's cool we go to the same school. Even though we've grown apart and don't talk anymore, I still remember both of us running around in our diapers when we were little.
Love ya anyways,
Kayla


Dear people who hate me,
I don't give a fuck about any of you. You're just jealous. You all are a bunch of douche canoes.
Fuck off,
Kayla


Dear boyfriend/girlfriend,
You don't exist.. so I'm gonna go shove my face with pizza and watch Netflix.
I'm not desperate,
Kayla


Dear role model,
I love you so much, Andy. <3 Follow your dreams!
I know you waved at me,
Kayla

Chelsea

So, Chelsea keeps staring at me because I'm singing my humps.
Don't act so innocent Chelsea.
I know what you did...