Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Youtubers and Vines

If you are a Youtubeaholic like me, you know exactly who your favorite Youtubers are. My top 4 favorites include:


The Janoskians
Jeydon Wale
Angel Bloodthirsty
Stevop


Now allow me to explain.......


The Janoskians consist of 5 smoking hot guys; Beau, Jai, Luke, James, and Daniel. They live in Australia. They have made a ton of videos. The do Dare Sundays. They have done so many nasty things. Beau, Jai, and Luke are known as the Brooks Brothers. Jai and Luke are twins, but Beau will always be my favorite. They are pretty inappropriate most of the time, but I recommend them. They will make you laugh. Also they make music, but they do not consider themselves a "Boy Band".


The next Youtuber I will mention is Jeydon Wale. Jeydon is one cute Canadian. He was born female and is now male so he is considered transgendered. I can't tell you how much I love him. He can make me laugh through his videos, I love his music... I love his face. He is also very sensitive and can relate to bullying and suicide. He is probably my all time favorite.


Angel Bloodthirsty....what can I say. I guess you can call her somewhat internet famous. She is beautiful inside and out. I have known her since before she started modeling. Her name is Hayley. I met her 4 years ago, when we both were cheerleaders for the Jr. Cavaliers at Bishop DuBourg. She is funny and has great taste in music. We haven't talked much after, but she is cool and I love the message she sends to her fans; that you can still be beautiful even if you are chubby.


Stevop: I love this guy. His name is Steven Parker, and somehow I became friends with him on Facebook. He seemed like a cool guy so I decided to check out his videos. I LOVEEEEEE THEM! He is hilarious but with dirty humor. He seems really nice from his facebook posts and he is a cutie!







I also love a number of Viners. Especially the guy who always says "I HAVE A QUESTION"
And who doesn't love the grind on me vines? Even the ones who fail.


I need a life......




McDonald's

Dear whoever this may concern,


Whenever you visit a McDonalds, make sure they get your order correct. I can NOT tell you how many times they have screwed up my order, or anyone else I have been with for that fact. Tell me why my hot chocolate tastes like glazed donut vodka? I honestly don't understand. Tell me why I asked for an M&M Mcflurry, but they gave me an oreo one. Don't you dare say I'm complaining too much. I paid $1.50 for that meal and I am entitled to my rights to make a complaint. Or what about that time there was a hole in the bottom of my cup? Hmmmm? Explain that one. Or the time they gave me a McChicken when I asked for a chicken SNACK WRAP. They put honey mustard on it when I asked for Chipotle. I could go on and write a series of novels about why McDonalds sucks. Especially their service.... Like why must you roll your eyes at  me when I ask for a packet of ketchup? You got something against me?


With great love and regrets,
Kayla

When your day starts off bad....

Have  you ever woke up one morning and just thought to yourself....why did I have to wake up this morning? You hop out of bed, putting on a clean t-shirt and some leggings, and rush out the door so you aren't late--again. You get to McDonalds for some breakfast. You order a sweet tea, and they give you a DIET dr. pepper. Not to make me sound like a fatty, but who drinks diet soda? So I stomp into school, with a huge frown on my face. I handed the soda to my friend, and she's like....THANKS BRUH. Enjoy it... The cup of disappointment. I can honestly see why those McDonald's workers can't get a better job. Then I walk to my Creative Writing class, because well why skip and make my day even worse. I sit down and realize, I forgot all 3 of my essays that I typed last night. Then our teacher tells us to go up to the computer lab. Great--stairs.... Thanks Mr. Leftridge.... I sit down and realize that I forgot  my headphones. Could this day get any worse? I ask my home girl, Chelsea to borrow hers. She handed them to me and my day got a little better. I started to listen to Luke Bryan, when somehow, automatically, my computer starts to type. I thought at first that an alien apocalypse was starting, but then I realize it was #mr.anticountrymusic. I mean, what can I say? Luke Bryan makes me smile. So then, Mr. Anti-countrymusic, exited out of my Youtube tab and made my day bad again. What if I put on something else, like heavy metal or classic rock... or some 2 chainz. Nah, I  mean, the classic rock and heavy metal might work. But that 2 chainz aint happening. Well, I don't know what else to put in my blog, besides Chelsea reading this over my shoulder and laughing. I'm hoping my day gets better when I babysit tonight. Byebye for now.

Tuesday, September 9, 2014

Ouija board of many lies

Imagine you wake up one morning to find a dead girl standing by your bed. Wearing a white dress covered in blood, holding a bloody knife; is this all a dream?
I would like to say yea...
But it's a no.....
So...
What would you do?
Ignore it?
Or wake up to reality?
That there's a...
DEAD GIRL IN YOUR ROOM!!!!!!!!!
Imagine asking her what she wants and suddenly appearing in your living room. Laying on the floor next to a lit candle is a Ouija board. Is this some kind of prank? All you hear is this girl yelling at you that her name is Annie.
You ask the Ouija board....
How old are you?
1-2    
You're 12?
Yes
Why are you here?
F-R-I-G-H-T-E-N-E-D
Oh... well marvelous. You go up to your room and have a conversation with this "Annie" girl.
She tells you that she was abandoned in a closet with a headless porcelain doll then murdered on a Sunday while she is in the shower by her own father. She wants to get revenge.
What would you do?
No one believes you....
Your crucifix falls off the wall.
Your life changes completely..

No Matter What, Jake--I promise

Have you ever been in love?
Do you even believe in love?
Especially at 15?

He met me in the park. He had me at hello. He was... perfect. Just by looking at him.. I could tell that he was the one. Call me crazy if you want, call this lust. But trust me, what I felt that day was love. I gave him my number, he texted me right away that night. It was May 18, 2012, 10:02 pm. My eyes lit up like a full moon on Halloween. I just know I was smiling at my phone like a little girl. When I got the text he sent me asking me to see a movie the next day, I thought my heart was going to explode.
That next day he picked me up in his 69 red mustang, and we headed to Ronnies. We ended up just sitting in the cars watching some old cartoon, but we just talked. We found out so much about each other. He took me home and kissed me goodnight. He called me as soon as he got home and we talked for at least four hours. We hung out everyday over the summer. He told me everything, personal stuff, and he promised to keep everything a secret that I told him. Towards the end of July, we took a break until the middle of September because he visited Italy. I didn't think he was coming back but he surprised me on September 15, with 11 red roses and one fake black rose. That night I bought him dinner because it was his 17th birthday. He took me back to his house and he sang me our song, No Matter What Papa Roach while he played me guitar. That night is one night I will never forget. He made me his officially. He asked me to marry him and gave me a promise ring because he couldn't afford an engagement ring.
I texted him the morning of November 11, telling him we needed to talk. He picked me up and took me back to his house. I told him I was pregnant, and surprisingly, he was excited. He kissed me and told me that he couldn't wait until our little one was born. I moved in with him. We found out that it was going to be a boy. We decided Andrew for a name, but we never got to a middle name.
On January 12, 2013, we got into a fight. With our baby on the way, I didn't want him to be responsible with drinking and driving. I told him I would talk to him that weekend. I got a call the next morning saying that he had accidently committed suicide........
I was torn. I couldn't believe this was happening. My love, was gone. I felt like it was my fault.
I lost the baby on Valentines Day that year, how ironic. He wasn't growing properly and had no heartbeat.

Wednesday, August 27, 2014

Kit & Kat- a story of two best friends

Have you ever had a friend that you've been so close to that you can finish each others sentences? Have you ever had a friend that you've loved so much that they are like family?
Have you ever had a friend that you've been so close that you can just say one word and bust out laughing because only both you can understand why it's so funny?
Friends come and go, but you will always have that one friend you can count on for anything and everything. There will always be that one person who will be just a phone call away. That person that has your back and you have theirs.
I am talking about my best friend, Alison. It all started back in 8th grade. Well technically, we knew each other in 7th, but we couldn't stand each other. Then at the beginning of 8th grade it all changed when we had 5 out of 7 classes together. It's like we were together all day, everyday. I honestly can't even tell you how we became so close, all I know is that we probably pissed off the teachers by talking in class. We always helped each other with everything (mostly me copying her homework), and we were always there for each other when one of us needed a shoulder to cry on. We have so many memories that will forever remain in our hearts and minds. We have inside jokes that no one else could understand. We argue like sisters, but we manage to stick together. For spring break, 2013, we went to the Mall of America together. That was probably the best few days of my life. We met this waiter, Aaron, who was extremely hot. We went to the amusement park that was in the middle of the mall and we got temporary tattoos. The hotel was also pretty interesting. Especially the pool, that felt like Antarctica. You will never guess how many fun memories we've had. Like the time when we washed her porch, and dried it off with the leaf blower. Or how every time we go to the mall we save up a ton of quarters and get the juicy watermelon gumballs. We have had so many fun times together, I could write for days. Like the time we had a silly string war in my front yard... or all the times she has picked me up to go somewhere. I'm pretty sure the neighbors love hearing her from down the street, blasting Panoramic (bass boosted) at full volume. She knows about all my crazy problems, and there has not been one time that she hasn't been there when I cried. I could not ask for a better friend than Alison. We constantly cuss each other out, but we do it jokingly. I'll never forget the day we got all dressed up and went to Maggianos. Or the time when we went to the Cardinals game together and got yelled at by the old people for using too much "foul language". And who could forget that we always went to homecoming together, and brought our friend, Ethan, along. Or Mr. Stein's French class, sophomore year. What about that time the creepy old guy followed us around Victoria's Secret. I know one day she will be the maid of honor at my wedding. Which I am hoping for a long speech at the reception that brings tears to my eyes. I can't believe she has been my best friend for 4 years now, and hopefully 100 more! Love ya girly!

Sunday, August 24, 2014

My Top 10 Favorite Movies

First blog for actual school credit...! I'm so excited! I have decided to write about my top ten favorite movies, and why I love them. Here it goes! Enjoy! (:

10) Forest Gump: I love Forest Gump because it tells a great story, and it is kind of made into a comedy. Tom Hanks was perfect for the part of Forest. This movie has a ton of great quotes, such as "Life is like a box of chocolates...." It is also a very inspiring movie.

9) Crazy Stupid Love: I LOVEEEEEEE this movie! It has a ton of amazing actors and actresses. This movie is very confusing at first, but after you watch it a few times, you will love it! And plus, what girl doesn't love seeing Ryan Gosling take off his shirt?

8) Taken: This movie is fantastic, perfect for an action movie. It has a great story, even though most of it is far fetched. Liam Neeson is one of my favorite actors.

7) The Breakfast Club: This movie is a CLASSIC! It is about five students who get a Saturday detention. My favorite quote from the movie is:
"Son?" "Yeah, dad?" "How was your day, son?" "Great, Dad. How's yours?" "Super. Say, how would you like to go fishing this weekend?" "Great, Dad. But I got homework to do.." "That's okay, son. You can do it on the boat." "Gee." "Hun, isn't our son swell?" "Yes, dear. Isn't life swell?" *kiss* ~John Bender

6) Magic Mike: In all honesty, this movie is awful. But hey, it's a great movie for teenage girls to watch during a sleepover... Well you know just skip to the stripping scenes, but I'm not going to admit it. This movie is where Channing Tatum become extremely popular.

5) Finding Nemo: Who doesn't love Nemo? I first saw this movie on my birthday, which I saw with a group of people from this summer camp I went to. I love how Ellen DeGeneres voices Dory.

4) The Last Song: Best movie Miley Cyrus has starred in by far! And Liam Hemsworth? The cast couldn't get any better. Neither could the movie! It is a perfect sad movie. I recommend it.

3) The Conjuring: If you are going to watch The Conjuring, it must be at night. It is the perfect horror film to cuddle up next to your sweetie and watch together... If you and your bae are as sick and twisted as me. I don't understand why people say it's one of the scariest movies ever... I mean I only peed myself 6 times... JOKING. It's honestly not that scary! Except the fact that it is based on a true story. I love this movie because I am really into the paranormal stuff.

2) The Fault In Our Stars: Call me a normal teenage girl going to see a chick flick, but hey my guy friend saw it and he cried more than I did. I am currently reading the book, and even the book has me in tears. I recommend this movie, and the book for that matter. Just make sure you bring 2 boxes of tissues.

1) We're the Millers: What's not to love about this movie? It's hysterical, but I would not recommend watching it with a little kid. What's not to love about getting away with drug smuggling? Not that I do it... JK. But this movie is going to be a classic.

BONUS!!!!!
The Parent Trap: This is one of my favorite movies of all time! The best movie Lindsey Lohan has been in before she went all psycho.